April 2013
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January 2013
7 posts
Why would you yell at Jillian Michaels...
Ranting
My student’s mother just asked me why we were pushing her lesson back 30 minutes…after she told me it was no problem. WTH!!! Why does it matter?! If I told you I needed to push it back an hour it would just have to be pushed back an hour.
I don’t know why this has shot rage through my body but I honestly just felt like being unprofessional and telling her that it was none of her...
Confession :(
Because I can’t go to the gym today…I have chosen to walk at home (to a walking dvd) and I feel like my mother-in-law. Why is she rubbing off on me so bad?! I kinda like it….
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December 2012
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Excruciatingly painful!
So…my grandmother just asked me to get down in the floor to get a book out from under the chair that she couldn’t reach.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never hurt like that before! I mean, no words can express how bad it hurt to get down and then back up. I think I may have overdone it tonight! I mean, this is worse than having sex too much that...
November 2012
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October 2012
7 posts
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Intervention
I need one…all I have been able to think about for the past two weeks is having babies. What the heck is happening to me? I have 5 more months before I can do anything about it. I’m killing myself!
I don’t need a baby right now. I don’t even need to think about needing or wanting a baby.
HELP ME SOMEONE!!!!!
September 2012
2 posts
Money. Money. Money. Money. Mooooneeeey!
I, Olivia Carolina, booked 5 private lessons today! I am going to be ROLLING in the dough! Thank ya Jesus-ah!!!!!
I can’t explain how ecstatic I am at this very moment. 5 lessons a week!!! Woot Woot!
Now, I just have to remind myself that the money I make is for my WEDDING not for my WARDROBE…I need a daily mantra!
August 2012
13 posts
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the plunge
okay people (who ever you are)…i am going to, yet again, start weight watchers next week. Maybe this time I will stick with it seeing as how I am getting MARRIED in six months.
I just have to get it together. I have no choice. I must hold myself accountable.
So. for the next few days, I am going to eat whatever I want. Whenever I want. AND, I am going to drink FULL CALORIE soda until I...
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amigara:
i’m doing a rewatch of law & order: svu and they have said “tranny” while referring to transsexual hookers in like three different episodes so far (i’m on episode 13)
granted it’s 1999 and not as much tolerance was around for trans* people but wow i’m still kind of mad like ugh stop you’re making me not wanna watch this show anymore
I’m watching it on USA right now!! I...
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today, i wish i was a plus size model. i’m feeling extra sexy today.
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July 2012
17 posts
amigara:
juliussleazer replied to your post: olivia told me today that i’m going to get my hair…
wow thank god i’m not invited because i would just fuck you the entire time
dani you can’t fuck me in a church that’s blasphemous
All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that Chelsea, you are so very right! :)
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Adonai by Olivia Pendergraph →
Check out my new video…that is a tad bit old..but still worth listening to. Let me know what you think!
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amigara:
have i ever told you guys how i was almost miley cyrus’ second cousin but then whatever relative of mine (i never really knew him) that was planning on marrying her mom fucking DIED
like way to ruin everyone’s dreams of being rich you asshole
Hahahaha…Did your nana have anything to do with this?!
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Watchjuliussleazer:
privilegedteen:
ITS BACK
and we still haven’t done it
guys one time eli and i were determined to do this at olive garden and we even practiced the whole thing on eli’s trampoline it was really fun except for then we didn’t actually do it but i remember that night i was talking about how salad on a stick would be a really good idea
